But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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