Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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