jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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