gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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