My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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