it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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