Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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