but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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