'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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