this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
