guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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