dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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