how can u be prego again
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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