all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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