After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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