your thong is hanging out like whoa
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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