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lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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