yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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