i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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