and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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