But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So many bounce houses so little time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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