after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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