I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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