Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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