And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just had sex on a roof
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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