You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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