Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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