I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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