By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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