Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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