i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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