I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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