i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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