can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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