You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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my being single is dangerous.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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