my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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