You smell like stripper and shame
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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