Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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