Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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