man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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