I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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