Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize