Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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