Duck Duck Cougar?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i out mim tonsoeep
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