There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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