Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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