Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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