I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
