Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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