I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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