Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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