he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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