I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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