Duck Duck Cougar?
i wish my penis had a tongue
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
is it fun? or sober?
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